Welcome and hail, weary traveler from past times. No, you must not
make anxious. You are nowsafe.
Salutations in 2014. Perhap you remember yesterbration when you vomit
hopes and dreams for change and peace, and a bird fall from sky. A
many bird follow, until birdheaps everywhere. Strange sound ring in
street of small town and many fishheaps wash up on the shore. This is
past thing! Now look at clear skies, smiling face. No heaps. Streets
make quiet and courteous with many polite and mutually beneficent
transaction.
How to adapt? You sure ask yourself, silly pastman. No worries ok!
Here is guide to living the good life of 2014.
1) Insert tube into fleshy part. Tendril will extend and collect bad
bits inside. Pastmen fill with nogood, but nowmen have no
fraternization with fiend worms that float inside. Stay relax. Maybe a
bit of red, but you must not make anxious. It will clean with
skintape. Good as new! Good as new in 2014!
2) Pastmen mouth fill with white friends for grind up meats and fruits
and plants. It satisfy and satiate, no? But sometimes white friends
fill with holes, make a bad feel and smell. Put metal sphere in mouth
hole, press down with white friends. A sound it make, signal you hold
fast, perhaps think of a calming stream or video with quadruped that
make you smile and twinkle eye. BUT DO NOT LAUGH. Eye twinkle okay,
just no moving mouth hole. Okay? Now white mouthfriends strong as
finest Termesium.
3) Now you feeling strong and full of vim! Next step is make steps to
inner chamber. Make steps until you come to the sanctum. Keep eyes
aimed straight and do not look past your sides. Do not make anxious or
move too fast. What are you, a otherplaceman? Ha ha ha, of course no
is the answer.
4) Put on the red clothes. Place your top hands on black pyramid. You
will know where to stand with your groundfeets because of clearly
marked lines on ground. Look at the friendly face on pyramid. Hello,
friend! You may want to say. You need not, because friendly face can
hear your insides. You can inside talk. A many wonders await you in
the good life of 2014.
5) You talk to friendly face and you feeling great. You can take off
red clothes for one year and go have a fun time. Perhap you meet a
beautiful wman and collaborate on project to make new mans. Hooray!
Making a new mans is a beautiful miracle after wash off excess fluids.
We wish you bestluck. Maybe you no want a small mans mouth to feed or
no want hear the pitterpatter of tiny feets? Okay, then maybe you get
big promotion at jobplace. Sky is now limit! Ha ha ha of course you
cannot go to sky, you are required to stay on ground please.
6) Many new friends in good life of 2014 await. There are mans, wmans,
dags and small friends that walk on ground with many feets. Always be
kind to mans, wmans, dags, and small friends, and good fortune sure to
sneak up behind you. Sometime on edge of city you may see
otherplacemans. Aim eye back to city and no badtimes come for you.
Close earholes and do not listen to the mouthnoise and no badtimes
come for you. Have fun but VERY IMPORTANT.
7) Now it 2015 so soon? You had great time unless you talk to
otherplacemans, and now it is time to put on red clothes and talk to
your friend at the black pyramid. No make anxious, right? Chat time
with old best friend. Pyramid friend talk to your insides. Congrats on
making new mans, your friend say. Way to go! Door in pyramid will
open. You will make steps inside. What a fun 2014 you had.
****
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Dec 31, 2014
11 pm
Deep in the bowels of Neo-Omaha, Barb Maxhoff was stepping out of her front door, cautiously, to get a glimpse of the techno slum streets. An enormous tunnel built below the city proper and filled with houses on top of houses on top of houses. Spaced evenly at one mile intervals were elevators that lead to the streets above, but these were rarely used. Each house’s walls were television screens. That was the big sell for Barb.
Ad: You can watch anything anywhere in the house. Never miss a moment! Immerse yourself in the biggest hits from-
Barb?
“Yes?”
Where are we going?
“Just out for a walk.”
Why not stay in?
“It’s new years eve. I want to get out for a little bit.”
you go out all the time!
“Ronny, you shut your little mouth. I’m going out!”
Sure, Barb. Anything you want!
Ronny retreated back into, well, Barb didn’t really know where Ronny went when he wasnt talking to her. But he would be watching. Whatever Barb watched, Ronny watched. Wherever Barb went, Ronny went. Whoever Barb fucked, Ronny—well that was kind of weird to think about. Whatever. Ronny wasn’t a real person. Just a program. A program in Barb’s head. Another incentive from the local netlord in getting people into the technoslum. Your own personal data assistant. Sometimes Barb thought Ronny knew what she wanted before she did. But what a bargain. A free Ronny (did others have different names?) and free nethouse. Technoslum is what some detractors called the tunnel. Misleading. She had everything she wanted here. She worked from home doing virtual retail and was even allowed five minute breaks to catch up on her programs.
The streets were mostly empty. Barb could see the illuminated walls coming from each house. New Years Eve was when a lot of the shows rolled out ten hour episodes.
The bar was dimly lit and sparsely populated.
Want a gin and tonic? That’s what you had last time.
“Surprise me.”
A chocolate wine emerged from the bar counter and Barb took a sip. Chocolately.
Alcohol level ok?
“Yep.”
“Want another?” An attractive stranger approached.
I don’t recognize him, Barb. Want me to-
“Sure.” Barb knocked it back and another appeared. “The’yre free anyway.”
(5 min of talk)
Looks clean. Can’t detect any infections. Virile.
(7 min of talk/drinks)
Giving the right signals, Barb. He’s expecting to come home.
(20 min of talk/drinks)
Setting up the walls. What sex scene do you want to emulate? There was that good one from—oh, I know. Ready when you get there, Barb.
Ronny did well. The sex was just like in the show. Barb was positively transported. At some point when the stranger was in her, let's say when he ejaculated, it became 2015.
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